Where Homegirl found these... I have no idea. But I thank god every day she did because these shoes made my Thursday night. Posted up on the balcony @ Rat n Raven this chick was rocking wearing hot pink, patent leather, open-toe toes wedges. Homegirl looks like Hooker Barbie come to life in the sequel to Life Size (by the way... I have a patent on that movie, I ran it by Disney but apparently they thought it was a little too "mature" for the children. Pfff. And besides, I'm waiting for Lindsay Lohan to get out of prison so she can reprise her role alongside Trya. I see it as a HUGE comeback for both of my Besties.)
The more I looked at the hot mess that were raping her feet, the more I wondered what sex shop or Halloween store do you found these at? So, I took one for the team. I asked her. Nothing could prepare myself or my friends for the shit storm that was about to drop after 2 syllables. Wal-(pause)-Mart. I died. And by that I mean I killed the pitcher and pretended like I was too drunk to be in public. Truth was I was too sober to look at those beasts any longer so I walked my ass home.
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